Minggu, 19 Mei 2013

Funny Friendship Quotes

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 You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog
- Harry Truman

A true friend stabs you in the front
- Oscar Wilde

quotes Friendship is like money, easier made than kept
 - Samuel Butler

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.
- Bernard Meltzer

A degree of friendship is called slight when its object is poor or obscure, and intimate when he is rich or famous.
- Ambrose Bierce

 I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street.
 - Virginia Woolf

 Stay is a charming word in a friend's vocabulary
- Louisa May Alcott

The capacity for friendship is God's way of apologizing for our families.
- Jay McInerney

 Life is an awful, ugly place to not have a best friend
- Sarah Dessen

 If you have good friends, no matter how much life is sucking , they can make you laugh
 - P.C. Cast

  Anybody can sympathise with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathise with a friend's success
- Oscar Wilde

  True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost.
- Charles Caleb Colton

 If you have two friends in your lifetime, you're lucky. If you have one good friend, you're more than lucky
 - S.E. Hinton

 A friend may be waiting behind a stranger's face
- Maya Angelou

  When a woman becomes her own best friend life is easier.
- Diane Von Furstenberg

"It is the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected"
- Charles Lamb

 Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read
 - Groucho Marx

 The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from a mental illness. Look at your 3 best friends. If they're ok, then it's you
 - Rita Mae Brown

 I have great faith in fools - my friends call it self-confidence
- Edgar Allan Poe

 Animals are my friends...and I dGeorge Beon't eat my friends
- rnard Shaw

 My mother used to say that there are no strangers, only friends you haven't met yet. She's now in a maximum security old-age home in Australia
 - Dame Edna Everage

 funny quotes about friendship There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate
 - Charles Dickens

  The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist
- Aaron Machado

  I take my only exercise acting as a pallbearer at the funerals of my friends who exercise regularly
 - Mark Twain

  A wife is a friend first, a lover second, and third and probably most important, a maid.
 - Jarod Kintz

  When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'
- Groucho Marx

 The best time to make friends is before you need them
- Ether Barrymore

  We must hang together, or surely we shall hang separately
 - Benjamin Franklin

 One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim
 - George Carlin