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You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog
- Harry Truman
A true friend stabs you in the front
- Oscar Wilde
quotes Friendship is like money, easier made than kept
- Samuel Butler
A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.
- Bernard Meltzer
A degree of friendship is called slight when its object is poor or obscure, and intimate when he is rich or famous.
- Ambrose Bierce
I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street.
- Virginia Woolf
Stay is a charming word in a friend's vocabulary
- Louisa May Alcott
The capacity for friendship is God's way of apologizing for our families.
- Jay McInerney
Life is an awful, ugly place to not have a best friend
- Sarah Dessen
If you have good friends, no matter how much life is sucking , they can make you laugh
- P.C. Cast
Anybody can sympathise with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathise with a friend's success
- Oscar Wilde
True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost.
- Charles Caleb Colton
If you have two friends in your lifetime, you're lucky. If you have one good friend, you're more than lucky
- S.E. Hinton
A friend may be waiting behind a stranger's face
- Maya Angelou
When a woman becomes her own best friend life is easier.
- Diane Von Furstenberg
"It is the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected"
- Charles Lamb
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read
- Groucho Marx
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from a mental illness. Look at your 3 best friends. If they're ok, then it's you
- Rita Mae Brown
I have great faith in fools - my friends call it self-confidence
- Edgar Allan Poe
Animals are my friends...and I dGeorge Beon't eat my friends
- rnard Shaw
My mother used to say that there are no strangers, only friends you haven't met yet. She's now in a maximum security old-age home in Australia
- Dame Edna Everage
funny quotes about friendship There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate
- Charles Dickens
The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist
- Aaron Machado
I take my only exercise acting as a pallbearer at the funerals of my friends who exercise regularly
- Mark Twain
A wife is a friend first, a lover second, and third and probably most important, a maid.
- Jarod Kintz
When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'
- Groucho Marx
The best time to make friends is before you need them
- Ether Barrymore
We must hang together, or surely we shall hang separately
- Benjamin Franklin
One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim
- George Carlin